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Que peux-je dire ? Chewbaby est ici. Bébé. Le bébé mignon, oui ? Nous sommes tout dans l'amour. That's French for, "We are all in love." It's true. This baby is awesome! I just want to hug him and kiss him and make him happy. Il sera heureux ici.
Here's me, Chewy, with Chewbaby, aka "ChewyTwo." He is darker because he just hatched out of an oeuf. Did you know wookies came from eggs? Comment bizarre!

Here's Chewbaby with his sister, Christine, and his mom, Jean. He can only speak a little bit of Wookie 2.0, so we need to teach him English, Animal and then maybe French? He is also scared of Buzz and Bart because he's never seen a monkey before. He'll get used to it.

Here's everybody. Yeah. Ouais. That's me in the vest on the right. J'aime Chewbaby!

We had been like waiting for Chewbaby to get here for a long time or whatever, and it's so nice to like see him now. He is so petite. I love his mini-bandelier, though he can't eat chips yet cuz he's too little or something. Mandy is going to make him a couverture de bébé tout de suite so he doesn't get cold.

Printemps heureux, everyone!

Ceux-ci excitent des temps pour le wookies ! Nous sommes déplacés. Nous apprenons wookie2. Et Christine maman, Jean, est retournée de l'espace extérieur.

Nous sommes des végétaliens.
Here we are with Jean. That's (from the left) Lewy, me, Jean and Christine.



Also she's not REALLY Christine's maman. She's her much older sister. Weird. Totalement.

i think i'm done with blogs. whatever. shut up.

Bonjour, c'est Chewy. Je suis avec mon ami, Vladimir. Nous avons gagné le concours de danse, "locomotion." Everyone is doing it.




Last night was ladies' night. Mandy was amazed this morning at the number of beer bottles in the bin. Also this raspberry dream a la Emily was le petit déjeuner parfait. Hallelujah, éléments a la maison. Pracky mañana.

black birds, andi marvels at a sandwich, my mom's pigtails, seashell beach, palm trees

I was just looking for a photograph of my shoulders because Emily swears she's never seen them and I instead found some great shots from my adventure in New Mexico a few summers ago.
Yes, that's me. I used to be an archaeologist.

Here are some photos of that toast that's been on my bike for about a week now. It's awesome and has snow on it. Today we were over at our new house and I noticed an entire sandwich on the railing. It wasn't toasted. Marvin immediately threw it over the edge before I could take a photograph of it. Bummer.




I think this is so fucking funny. Toast. I love it.