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Hello, it is I, Bat Farbercov. I got bit by a blood sucking mosquito and then I drank blood, I mean, strawberry sauce. You can just give me cookies, and I will not kill you. Ah, da heat! It's making my cake makeup run. I think I'll go to Starbuck's and like stick one of those gross scones on my fangs and then pour some of that hot cocoa sauce into my mouth. Then I will take da animal bus up Winooski to da Dairy Queen and get a mega-moolatte.